Elizabeth Haydon: Rhapsody The Saga.
Who's been here longer, knows the phenomenon already: sometimes the ax is a need to come to a strange literature, which we must be ashamed of in the subway. And so it is no more shocking that I fished out my stacks of books a ludicrous fantasy trilogy, which I will share with you. Attention, gentlemen, this is long:
This is the saga Rhapsody by Elizabeth Haydon. Meanwhile, there should be six or seven parts, here I am referring to the first three volumes. In Germany, the number among the total senseless titles daughter of earth, fire, and daughter of Daughter of the Wind available. First of all: the blurb sounded interesting, so I've bought the stuff at the time (and because it is a long winter and I was extreme on a flight from reality).
It is about three companions Rhapsody (singer), Achmed (Assassin) and Grunthor (Giant), who flee from their pursuers through the earth to the other side of the world. This kind of time goes a lot faster and they only come 1400 years later, on the other side out again. In the meantime, their home island has gone back they can not. One must therefore make the best of it and settle in the new world. The good times just Achmed subjecting an entire people, and becomes king. Rhapsody learns just once a day, a new language.
Oh Yes, Rhapsody. Haydon will not tire, since, via Rhapsody's beauty, kindness and gentleness to rant. The heroine is in fact ab-so-lut unearthly beautiful, it holds little! The dazzling golden hair, slim figure, alternating emerald and leaf green eyes. Hach. And so naive: they do not even know how beautiful she is, while all the world loses its mere sight of the mind. Haydon is even such a crush on her heroine that a shudder.
course, with Rhapsody's heart full of sorrow - because unfortunately, they ran away from home at 14 and become prostitutes. Reason: at a party has the good child to know a guy asleep after half an hour by him and vowed eternal love. And then the guy appears to no longer. Lovesick! The world! Because one of 14 of course already know you will mourn the boor behind a lifetime, one can also immediately run away and whore.
Since Rhapsody in the new world running away bitterly regret that the family is temporarily lost with the home island in the floods, they are constantly adopted to replace any of strangers (full psycho if you ask me). This gentle, angelic beings with the leaves green eyes and a broken heart. Uaaaaahhhhh!
I must admit that I design the world's refined and sophisticated find and Broad history please me very well. But the author said so incomprehensible rambling to himself that the story itself unfolds at a snail's pace. One could believe that novels are to detail accordingly, but Haydon verlobhudelt their lines mainly to the incredibly beautiful Rhapsody (I mentioned that it has leaf-green eyes?). The other characters are her damn well that remain colorless to crazy.
short, the kitsch factor is astronomical. The confusing translation does the rest to - never before has a man in a novel so inflationary "smiled." The love scenes have been terribly embarrassing to me: Regenbogenorgasmen, Clinch soul and inner fire, hhrrrrrrr! On
funniest actually is, that some critics in the blurb compares the novels by Tolkien. I do not know what they have paid the. Maybe he got a few green leaves contact lenses.
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